Sunday, June 12, 2005

Worse than lying

June 11, 2005
AS well as all the bull in politics, there's even more in our metaphoric and colloquial language. People are bullish, bull-headed and take the bull by the horns. A Hereford herd of bulls at the gate also wrecks china shops and thunders down Wall Street – to lock horns with the Angus, Longhorns and Brahmins that provide bullshit, bulldust and bullshit artists.

And now bullshit is the subject of serious philosophical inquiry in a little book called On Bullshit, published by the highly respected Princeton University Press. To the surprise and delight of the author, it's stampeding out of bookshops all over the world.

The words of wisdom on this improbable subject come from a 76-year-old moral philosopher, Harry G. Frankfurt. Professor Emeritus in Philosophy at Princeton University in the US, he has been studying bullshit for more than 20 years and has come to the conclusion that bullshitting is at least as bad, and probably worse, than lying.

When we chewed the cud about it, Frankfurt pointed out that a liar has some respect for the truth. Otherwise he wouldn't feel the need to lie about it. Whereas a bullshit artist doesn't care about the truth. What he cares about is what you think about him.

To demonstrate, Frankfurt cited the example of a humbugging politician giving a Fourth of July address. (You may like to transpose what follows to Australia Day, Anzac Day or any other national celebration.) He drones on about "our great and blessed country" and how the founding fathers enjoyed God's guidance in providing the world with "a new beginning for mankind". But he doesn't really care what the audience feels about founding fatherhood or God or manifest destiny. First and foremost, he wants to make the right impression, to be seen as a patriot. Frankfurt agreed that echoes of such humbuggery could be found in almost every speech given by an incumbent or would-be president. It's only when the humbugger starts making claims for, say, WMDs that we move from bullshit into lying.

But bullshit is bad enough.

The bullshitter does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does. "He pays no attention to it at all," says Frankfurt. "By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are."

"It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth," says the professor. Thus the liar and the honest man are linked by a common, if not identical, regard for it – for both, the truth is a real concern. But not for the bullshitter.

Yet while the liar is disapproved of, even despised, the bullshitter is effectively forgiven. He gets away with it. And profits from it. The professor agrees that it's because the bullshitted are often complicit. Though people insist they can pick it a mile off, they hunger for it. The audience for a political stump speech knows it's bullshit but claps all the louder; the audience for some ranting buffoon of a televangelist sends him donations; and women viewing nonsensical cosmetics commercials run straight from the telly to the chemist's shop.

While bullshit is hardly a new ingredient in personal and social lives, it seems to be growing in magnitude and stench with our communication technologies, and the public can't get enough.

We probably take it lightly because we know the bullshitter knows he's talking bullshit and he probably knows we think it's bullshit. So what's the harm?

Trouble is, says Frankfurt, that it gets harder and harder to "know how things truly are". Matters of substance become impoverished and tawdry. At least lying has its standards.

So Frankfurt believes that the bullshit artist can be, already is, a threat to democracy.

We talked of pre-war speeches by Bush and Blair, how bullshit crossed the line into lies but was bad enough without them. Frankfurt factors in contemporary views – postmodernism comes to mind – where truth and falsity dissolve, where nothing can be claimed as a certainty. Is this is an environment that encourages, or at least tolerates, bullshit? What was it that Marx said about everything solid melting into air?

On one level, Frankfurt's book is a great entertainment. But that doesn't entirely explain the way it's selling. Readers, it seems, share the good professor's anxieties about the problem.

Writing without resorting to jargon, Frankfurt has a reputation for trying to get "to the bottom of things" and has struck a chord by examining something that we've taken for granted, something short of a sin and outside the Commandments, that nonetheless undermines our public lives. "Even the most basic questions about bullshit," he says, "are not only unanswered but unasked."

He's right. And bullshit is getting thicker and thicker in our public and political lives. Before we get bogged in it, let's fight fire with fire. There's only one antidote. Whenever and wherever you hear it, call out . . . "BULLSHIT!"

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Runaway Bride Indicted for Making Up Story

Woman Claimed Abduction After Disappearing Days Before Wedding
By DANIEL YEE, AP

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (May 25) - The bride-to-be who skipped town just days before her lavish wedding was indicted Wednesday on charges she told police a phony story about being kidnapped and sexually assaulted.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, faces one felony count of making a false statement and one misdemeanor count of making a false police report. She could face up to six years in prison if convicted of both charges, as well as $11,000 in fines. She could also be ordered to reimburse authorities for the cost of the search that was prompted by her disappearance.

''We believe this is a reasonable next step in the case. We believe the grand jury made the right decision,'' said District Attorney Danny Porter. ''At some point you just can't lie to the police.''
A warrant will be issued for Wilbanks' arrest within the next few days, he said. Porter said he was confident that arrangements could be made for Wilbanks to turn herself in. No court date has been set.

The indictment does not rule out a plea agreement to lesser charges, Porter said. Authorities had said they were talking to the Wilbanks family about a possible deal.
The office of Wilbanks' attorney, Lydia Sartain, said no statements will be issued until next week. However, before the charges were announced, Sartain said: ''The citizens of the county will be ill-served by an attempted prosecution.''
She did not return a phone call seeking further comment.

Wilbanks, a nurse, had claimed she was going for a jog before she disappeared from her Duluth home on April 26, four days before her 600-guest wedding.
While Georgia authorities looked for her, Wilbanks took a bus to Las Vegas and then Albuquerque, N.M., where she called authorities with a story about having been abducted and assaulted.

But under questioning, she recanted and said she fled Georgia because of unspecified personal issues. She returned to Georgia on April 30, the day she was to have been married in a ceremony with 14 bridesmaids and groomsmen.

Several state and county agencies have already said they will not ask Wilbanks to reimburse them for $10,000 in search costs. But Duluth Mayor Shirley Lassetter is seeking repayment of about $40,000 for the city. She said Wednesday the city attorney has been in negotiations with Sartain.

Wilbanks' family has said she entered a medical facility after her return but did not say where.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Republican calls "Bullshit" literally

House Resources chairman disses key provision of energy bill
From Ted Barrett
CNN Washington Bureau

House Resources Committee Chairman Richard Pombo, R-California, a key proponent of drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska, whispered, " "this is bullshit." to House Majority Whip Roy Blunt as the two men stood listening to Rep. John Doolittle, R-California, talk about the benefits of hydrogen fuel at a crowded Capitol Hill news conference.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

George Carlin on Bill Clinton

Carlin speaks up about what's wrong with Mickey Mouse, baby boomers, private property, and political activism.

Interviewed By Ricky Young

Carlin
" I like Bill, by the way. If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off. "
http://www.motherjones.com/arts/qa/1997/03/outspoken.html

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Bill Clinton Ringtones

Grandpa Bud was a Bullshitter

Mom was washing dishes and I was drying as I told her the story of Grandpa Bud's bum knee. It was an "old football injury" from high school. He got revenge the next year on the kid who did it to him when he broke three of the guy's ribs.
"He probably cracked one," my mom said.
"Why do you say that?"
"Your Grandpa Bud is a bullshitter." She said it as if it were a technical term.

http://www.cooladventures.net/Family/grandpabud.htm

We found 20 dictionaries with English definitions that include the word bullshit

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Dictionary - Thesaurus - Web

bull·shit ( P ) Pronunciation Key (blsht) Vulgar Slang n.
Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere.
Insolent talk or behavior.
v. bull·shit, also bull·shat (-sht) or bull·shit·ted (-shtd) bull·shit·ting, bull·shits v. intr.
To speak foolishly or insolently.
To engage in idle conversation.

Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary

Definitionbullshit [Show phonetics]exclamation, noun [U] OFFENSIVEcomplete nonsense or something that is not true:Bullshit! He never said that!He gave me some excuse but it was a load of bullshit.

bullshit [Show phonetics]verb [I or T] -tt- OFFENSIVE to try to persuade or impress someone by saying things that are not true:You're bullshitting me!Quit bullshitting, will you!

bullshitter [Show phonetics]noun [C] OFFENSIVE(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Beverlyhills Wheeler and Dealer on Rodeo Drive

Now,this Guy takes the cake.
Even on Rodeo Drive folks!
Beware of a panhandler posing as a blind man in a wheelchair.

Women Arrested for Chili Finger Caper

Wendy's Hopes Arrest Ends Finger IssueBy KIM CURTISASSOCIATED PRESS
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -

0422dv-wendys-finger Wendy's restaurants are hoping business will bounce back now that a woman who claimed she found a finger in her bowl of chili has been arrested and investigators say the whole ordeal was likely a hoax.

Anna Ayala is accused of attempted grand larceny, a charge authorities said relates to the financial losses Wendy's has suffered since Ayala claimed she bit down a 1 1/2-inch finger tip in a mouthful of her steamy chili on March 22.

The loss to Wendy's restaurants in the Bay area is $2.5 million, according to the felony complaint against her.
"Indeed, what we have found is that thus far our evidence suggests the truest victims in this case are indeed the Wendy's owner, operators and employees here in San Jose," San Jose Police Chief Rob Davis said Friday.
The furor caused sales at Wendy's to drop, forcing layoffs and reduced hours in Northern California. Joseph Desmond, owner of the local Wendy's franchise, called the situation a nightmare.

"It's been 31 days, and believe me it's been really tough," he said. "My thanks also go out to all the little people who were hurt in our stores. They lost a lot of wages because we had to cut back because our business has been down so badly."

The company plans to launch a marketing campaign and will offer free frosties this weekend at its Bay area restaurants, Wendy's spokesman Denny Lynch said.
"If you look at the facts, the police have conducted an investigation and filed charges and made an arrest. We believe that is a clear sign we have been vindicated," he said.
Ayala's claim that she found the well-manicured finger during her meal at a San Jose Wendy's initially drew sympathy. She hired a lawyer and filed a claim against the franchise owner, but dropped the lawsuit threat soon after suspicion fell on her.

Ayala, who has a history of bringing claims against big corporations, was arrested at her suburban Las Vegas home Thursday. A court appearance was scheduled for Tuesday.
When asked whether police considered Ayala's claim a hoax, David Keneller, captain of the San Jose police department's investigations bureau, said yes. Police refused to say where the finger originated and exactly how the hoax was carried out.

But according to a person knowledgeable about the case who spoke on condition of anonymity, the charge stemmed from San Jose police interviews with people who said Ayala described putting a finger in the chili.
Many loyal patrons continue to support the Wendy's where Ayala made her claim.
On Friday, Tom McCready headed into the franchise and ordered two bowls of chili to go and a baked potato with chili on it.

"If they've got 10 fingers, it's OK with me," the San Jose retiree said about the Wendy's employees at the counter.

He said he and his wife have supported the restaurant since Ayala's claim, heading there more often and ordering the chili. His opinion of Ayala's claim: "It's a crock."
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Associated Press writers Christina Almeida and Ken Ritter in Las Vegas contributed to this report.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Entry found for bullshitter.

Main Entry: braggart
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: boaster
Synonyms: big head, big mouth, big talker, big timer, bigmouth, blowhard, bluffer, blusterer, boaster, brag, braggadocio, bullshitter, egotist, exhibitionist, gasbag, gascon, grandstander, hotdog, hotdogger, hotshot, know-it-all, peacock, ranter, raver, rodomont, show-off, strutter, swaggerer, swashbuckler, swelled head, trumpeter, vaunter, windbag
Antonyms: Milquetoast
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1) http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=bullshitter

Runaway Bride May Face Charges, Lawsuit

By CHARLES ODUM, Associated Press Writer

DULUTH, Ga. - A jilted groom and a town full of puzzled friends and relatives may not be all that Jennifer Wilbanks faces, as authorities weighed the evidence and the legal issues on Monday to determine whether she should be charged with a crime.

Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter promised to look into whether Wilbanks, 32, violated the law by falsely reporting a crime.

Wilbanks, who had vanished Tuesday after saying she was going out jogging, initially told authorities she was abducted. But she later admitted she took a cross-country bus trip to Las Vegas, Nev., to avoid her lavish, 600-guest wedding, which had been set for Saturday, and then went on to Albuquerque, N.M.

Porter said Wilbanks could face a misdemeanor charge of false report of a crime or a felony charge of false statements. The misdemeanor carries a penalty of up to a year in jail; five years in prison is the maximum sentence for the felony.

"If there's criminal responsibility, that's something I have to do something about," Porter said. "I think it's really going to depend on the circumstances on how this was done."

Porter said he would speak to police in Albuquerque, where Wilbanks called her fiance, John Mason, and police on Friday and reported that she had been kidnapped.

In addition to the potential for criminal charges, Duluth Mayor Shirley Lasseter said she is looking into the possibility of suing Wilbanks to recover the cost of the search that was mounted after her disappearance. Lasseter estimated the cost at $100,000.

"We feel a tad betrayed and some are very hurt about it," the mayor said.

The mayor said city officials would like to hear from Wilbanks' family to see if "we should work with this lady on some recourse other than legally."

Appearing Monday on ABC's "Good Morning America," Porter said authorities have evidence that Wilbanks' disappearance "was not just a spur of the moment thing." He noted that she had cut her hair and said there was evidence she bought the bus ticket ahead of time and secretly set aside cash.

"I will make the decision as far as whether or not I can legally do it today," Porter told NBC's "Today."

Despite angry calls from some residents, authorities in Albuquerque said they had no plans to charge Wilbanks, though they didn't rule out the possibility entirely.

"We have discretion. We are human beings. We have feelings and we are professional at the same time," said Albuquerque police spokeswoman Trish Ahrensfield.

Authorities in Albuquerque befriended the woman. Wilbanks boarded an airline flight home wearing a new

FBI hat, blazer, polo shirt and pants and carrying a new tote bag and teddy bear, a gift from the aviation police chief. She flew first-class — on a ticket bought by her parents — and said she planned to name the bear "Al," for Albuquerque.

"Law enforcement is really making a major move to deal with people in crisis," Albuquerque Police Chief Ray Schulz said Sunday. "Miss Wilbanks was definitely a person in crisis."

But in Georgia, the Gwinnett County district attorney noted that vast law-enforcement resources were used to look for the missing bride for more than three days.

As for whether she needs help instead of court action, Porter told NBC, "You weigh that in the sentencing. I may agree she doesn't deserve prison time, but you can't force someone to get help unless you get them under the control of the court, or force them to pay for the police resources unless you get them under the control of the court. There is a big difference about what will happen in the end and the decision to charge."

Porter said he had no jurisdiction over the woman's initial 911 call in Albuquerque, in which she said she was kidnapped by a man and a woman in their 40s who were driving a blue van. Through sobs, she told the dispatcher they had a handgun. But Porter said Wilbanks could be charged for reporting her kidnapping story by phone to Duluth Police Chief Randy Belcher. Should charges be filed against runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks?
Yes. A lot of time and money was spent searching for her.
No. It's a personal matter.

Police call Methuen treasure story a tall tale

Four accused of plot to steal old currency
By Caroline Louise Cole and Kathleen Burge, Globe Correspondent, Staff April 30, 2005
LAWRENCE -- The more they told their fantastic tale of unearthing buried treasure in a Methuen backyard, posing with wads of cash and bathing in the lights of prime-time fame, the more their story began to fray.
Barry Billcliff, 26, of Manchester, N.H., and Timothy Crebase, 24, of Methuen, described again and again their amazing luck three weeks ago when, they said, they dug up antique money worth more than $100,000 at a house Crebase was renting. Thursday night, their whirlwind media tour was preempted by an inconvenient legal development: their arrest.
The good-luck tale that bounced from Tuscaloosa, Ala., to Grand Forks, N.D., imploded yesterday as police yesterday charged the men with receiving stolen property, conspiracy, and being accessories after the fact. Police say Crebase, a roofer, found the money more than a month ago while repairing a barn in Newbury.
The men pleaded not guilty yesterday to the charges in Lawrence District Court. A third man, Kevin Kozak, 27, of Methuen, who owns the house where the other two said they found the money, turned himself in last night at 8:45, according to Methuen police.
Billcliff and Crebase were supposed to go on ABC's ''Jimmy Kimmel Live" Thursday night, but the show brought in Methuen Police Chief Joseph E. Solomon, who, when he wasn't bantering with actress Fran Drescher, told viewers that police were investigating the men's stories.
''Had they kept quiet . . . they probably could have sold the money and no one would have ever known," Solomon said at a press conference yesterday. ''It just got away from them. Sort of like the snowball rolls down the hill and it keeps going and crushes you."
Police said yesterday that the money -- about 1,800 bills dating from 1899 to 1929 -- was stashed in metal cans in the rafters of the barn, which sits on a 200-acre farm belonging to Sylvia Littlefield.
Dan Iwanowicz, who works on the farm where beef cattle, goats, and chickens are raised, said the owners did not know the money was in the building, which he described as a tractor and tool shed.
''I'm definitely going to be up there tomorrow, poking around the rafters to see what else we can find," said Iwanowicz, who said he is the boyfriend of Kate Quill, Littlefield's granddaughter. Around town, he said, the farm has been known as both the Adams Farm and Milestone Farm.
Yesterday, a woman at the 100-plus-year-old white farmhouse, where a shingled building beside the driveway was surrounded by police tape, didn't identify herself and declined to discuss the case. The family's lawyer, Joseph P. Sullivan, issued a statement saying only that the family believes they may be victims of a crime and are cooperating with authorities.
Methuen police also had issued an arrest warrant for Kozak, who allegedly allowed Crebase and Billcliff to stage the plot at his house; and for a fourth man, Matt Ingham, 23, of Newton, N.H., a friend police say was promised some of the cash, and is visiting Florida.
Bail was set at $5,000 for Billcliff and $1,000 for Crebase. Crebase declined to comment as he posted bail; none of the others could be reached for comment yesterday. Billcliff posted bail later in the day.
Billcliff's lawyer, Alexander Cain, said he denied prosecutors' contention that the two men fabricated the story. ''My client has not committed any crime," he said.
Police said they brought charges after they interviewed Crebase, who allegedly admitted taking the money and trying to cover it up. Crebase's lawyer, Michael Ruane, said he wouldn't comment on Crebase's alleged confession to police. He, too, denied that the men had fabricated their account of finding the money.
The men's story of finding the money was first reported a week ago in the Eagle-Tribune of Lawrence. It was covered by numerous media across the country, including the Globe, CNN, and ABC's ''Good Morning America." Methuen police said they began to wonder after the men gave differing accounts of what happened to different media outlets.
Billcliff told the Globe he and Crebase were digging up a small tree in Crebase's backyard when they discovered a box filled with the money. They took the money to the Village Coin Shop in Plaistow, N.H., he said, where owner Domenic Mangano estimated their find was worth more than $100,000.
No one has disputed that the bills are authentic. Yesterday, Solomon said Secret Service agents were excited about the discovery because many of the bills are so rare they do not think they appear in their archives. Essex Assistant District Attorney Gabrielle Foote Clark said the men had been offered $125,000 by a collector.
Most of the cash has been recovered, Solomon said, and police expect to reclaim the little they believe has been sold. Solomon said he believed the men concocted their story about stumbling upon the money so they could sell it without arousing suspicion.
''Yes, you can keep money when you find it in the middle of the street, but you have to tell me if you find the money when you are working on my house," he said.
He said police were immediately suspicious of the men's story because of the near-mint condition of some of the bills.
''They told us initially they found the tin cans about a foot below the [ground's] surface, but anyone who lives in New England knows the wet conditions [the bills] would have been subjected to," Solomon said. ''Digging the money from the ground doesn't even come close to what happened. The condition of the bills suggests they were stored in another place."
The men's stories began to unravel, police said, after an anonymous tip this week saying the men were lying. When Methuen police did background checks, they learned Billcliff had served two years' probation on a 2000 federal charge of counterfeiting.
Police said that when they asked Billcliff about the varying accounts of how and where the men found the money, Billcliff said he lied to friends and neighbors about how he found the money to keep them from digging up the lawn where the stash was discovered.
Meanwhile, police said Crebase, interviewed separately, confessed that the men did not find the money in his backyard.
Crebase told police he found the money in a barn where he was working on the roof. To take the money from the property, he told police, he hid nine cans holding the currency in his sweatshirt.
Billcliff, Ingham, and Kozak -- who said he did not want any of the money -- later agreed to stick by the story that the money had been dug up in Methuen, Crebase told police.
Caroline Louise Cole can be reached at cole@globe.com; Kathleen Burge can be reached at kburge@globe.com.